Losing Battle

Six people...one house.......no matter what I do, I'm fighting a losing battle! 3 days sick, 2 days healthy. It's always someone. Right now, Dr. Dad, Me, D-Rama, the Nun, the Menance, and the cutest baby boy EVER are all sick in some sort of capicity. Yup. That's right...Every.Single.One.Of.Us. FML....is it summer yet????? HELP!

Dear Bullies: FUCK YOU

Words can not explain how furious I am right now. I am so mad I'm crying. I walked into my daughters room and found this and I asked her why she would write that on her dolls' dress. She told me the girls up the street told her how dumb and stupid she is. It is disgusting how rampant bullying has become. I am so mad right now I just want to go over and shake some sense into the girls that made my daughter feel like this...really I want to go over and cuss out her parents and tell them what a little bitch her daughter is but I am trying to remind myself that she is just a kid but godamnit I'm pissed.

Job Alert

I might get a job today!!! It's been years since I've interviewed for anything and yet oddly enough I'm not nervous at all! Fingers are definitely crossed extra super tight.

Opera

Opera singers annoy me. That is all. Beautiful woman opera singer on dancing w the stars tonight but her voice and the tone annoy the shit out of me!

I'm a Big Fat Chicken Shit

Watching new tv show, 666 Park Avenue. I am CREEPED OUT. Not what I expected...don't think will be part of my Sunday night routine.

But to add salt (or garlic) to an open wound, The Nun and I were watching "My Babysitter Is A Vampire," on nickelodeon or Disney channel and my sweet girl looked over at me during the show and said, "it's alright mama, vampires aren't real but we can change it cause I know they freak you out." Why, thank you sweet girl because they do on fact creep me the hell out. So we changed it. Love my girl, but kinda embarrassing when an 8 year old is more brave than her mama!!!

Bra Gymastics

Ever try to finagle yourself of of your bra WITH your shirt, or two shirts on, and get stuck in some crazy ass never invented before yoga pose? Yeah, me either.

Warning

I feel like I should come with a warning label. "I take Xanax for the safety of my children." SERIOUSLY!!!!